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ugh those pics aren't even that gorgeous... our manager is so embarrassing. so anyways, within moments of stepping into The Irish Pub and being seated at our usual private table in the back, we could definitely tell the amazing live band was oggling us. predictably, the lead singer, dave, soon began taunting us over the mic,
dave: "what about these three beautiful girls in the back? where you guys from?"
[omg... it's so hard for us to lay low around here. even at a private back table...] as much as we hate talking/thinking/blogging about ourselves, kathryn figured she'd volunteer a little info about us, just this once, out of pity.
kathryn: "north carolina!"
the band's response:
dave: "oh yeah! how 'bout a song? any you guys singers?"
we didn't respond.
dave: "maybe a few drinks later!"
yes... maybe a few glasses of water later. um hello? no. try a couple bottles of prescription club drugs later.
within minutes, a second shoutout. this time accusing us of being from south carolina... then they dedicated a song to us that we didn't recognize. whatever. besides, we were too busy coming to the realization that the woman who had been sitting at the table next to us, alone, texting, for the last 20 minutes, was a paid escort!!!!!! a hideous man with a goatee and bright orange short sleeve button down appeared out of nowhere, sat down next to her, and started touching her (we're talking one hand in woman's hair, the other under her skirt). ordinarily, it would seem this man was her bf and they had just texted and met up, but it was crystal clear to these astute interns that was not the case. the woman had fake boobs, lots of makeup, and seemed really quiet and unfriendly to the man... it all lined up perfectly with the abc series mistresses about paid escorts, which we've obviously watched because it comes on right after the bachelorette (we hate you, andi). the couple left the bar after a quick five minute fondling-and-whispering sesh (maybe because they had to go do sinful things together, maybe because they could tell we were photographing them, either one), but you lucky ducky readers have the privilege of viewing limited edition, collectors' footage of the pair during their brief bar appearance, thanks to us.
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| "accidental" snapshot taken while "katie tried to reach her husband, john, on the phone." we are SO bad. |
ugh as if we don't already have enough attention from every guy in the room... of course now the band was even more obsessed with us than before. they dedicated their next track to us, which they announced was their parents', grandparents', and sisters' first dance songs at their weddings (all of theirs!). awwww.
well it turned out to be a cruel, sick joke because the song was "hit me baby one more time." unless your grandparents got married in 1999, we know you're lying. nice try, boiz.
their final desperate attempt to score with our irresistible bodies and our stimulating minds: "oh, we lost some mysterious object under the table next to you! better go look for it." we foiled their plan by LEAVING (uh buh bye). we have way more important things to do than talk to friendly and talented musicians at 12:30 on a wednesday night. then we went to mcdonald's.
all in all, it was a fun and sexy night, except that we hate getting so much positive attention.
remember to comment below if you think our photoshoot pics are gorgeous, and perhaps include what makes us irresistible to you!
"irresistible" by jessica simpson
"irresistible" by one direction
sims 3 version of "irresistible" by one direction
omg! one direction stole jessica simpson's song word-for-word. who do you think sang it better?
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