feelin' pie-triotic.

and i'm proud to be an american, where our oatmeal pies have creme,

and i won't forget the men who pied and gave that right to me.

oatmeal creme pies are a classic 4th of july treat! perfect for the grill and topped with all the fixins! check out our fun oatmeal creme pies recipe, passed down for generations in our family, so you know it's special.

Ingredients:

Corn Syrup, Enriched Bleached Flour (Wheat Flour, Barley Malt, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate [Vitamin B1], Riboflavin [Vitamin B2], Folic Acid), Vegetable Shortening (Partially Hydrogenated Soybean And Cottonseed Oils), Sugar, Oats, Water, Dextrose, Molasses, Raisins, Contains 2% Or Less Of Each Of The Following: Leavening (Baking Soda, Ammonium Bicarbonate), Whey (Milk), Salt, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, Mono- And Diglycerides, Sorbitan Monostearate, Polysorbate 60), Corn Starch, Eggs, Egg Whites, Cocoa, Coconut (Sulfite Treated To Preserve Color), Evaporated Apples (Sulfite Treated To Preserve Color), Rice Flour, Nonfat Dry Milk, Carrageenan, Colors (Caramel Color, Yellow 5, Red 40), Sorbic Acid (To Retain Freshness), Spices, Natural And Artificial Flavors.

Directions: 

1. drive to safeway/giant/your nearest grocery store.

2. purchase little debbie oatmeal creme pies (12 count).

3. open box.

4. dump all oatmeal creme pies onto table/flat raised surface lavishly.

5. pick up the oatmeal creme pies that fell on the ground. put them back on the table.

6. throw oatmeal creme pies into the air, laughing glamorously at your feast. (optional)

7. repeat step 5. 

8. open at least four plastic-wrapped pies per person and gorge! gorge! gorge!

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